Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Birds and The Bees...

I know some of you may find this awkward, and alot of you are squirming in your chairs...but I think it's time we had THAT conversation. There comes a time in every woman's life when thing start to change. It can be a daunting experience, somewhat traumatic for some, but at the end fo the day we all have to go through it. Let's talk about the freakum dress. Yes yes I know, I understand. 'But Kenny,' you say 'What do I need one fo those for?' 'But Kenny,' you beg 'What is a freakum dress?' Have no fear Reader, I say, Beyonce has you covered.

The Freakum dress is the one item that every good woman is proud to have but ashamed to pull out. It's the wildcard of every closet, and the reason convents were inceptualised. This dress is short and tight, backless or silky, and with the right set of curves inside, will stop traffic. Every woman needs one. You'll thank me one day.

No one does the freakum dress quite so well as Herve Leger, designer to the stars. His pieces may not be as short as in conventional of this style of dress, but the sheer textures, tight fit and alluring colour schemes, make Herve Leger number 1 freaker to the stars.
Exhibit A
So ladies, take a quick squizz at Beyonce's video, and find the inner freak in you, beause the time will come when you're feeling low, your man starts to wander or you get tired of being alone. Put on that Freakum dress and shut this shit down.
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Herve Leger Spring 2011

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